Day 12. From the Suburbs to the Projects.

We once again packed our bags after overdose chillin in the Valley for 3 days. Mr. snål-ass rockstar Ray drove us to our next location. Hotel Cecile, the cheapest hotel we could find on the net, located in what we thought wasn't-so-bad Downtown LA. Little did we know we had arrived to the streets of crackheads, hoodrats and like always suspicious mexicanos. First person we asked for directions to the hotel told us, "Be careful down there, it's not safe". Anyways, we found it, there in the middle of the raggedy ass streets of bums. only thing extravagant about Cecile was the lobby, they had put a lot of money into the lobby, but when we got up to the room, there's prolly where they ran outta money. Earlier that morning my swedish friend Philip's friend Isaak who studies in Santa Monica had called to ask if we wanted to go out later. So we dolled up and he came and picked us up. Poor thing almost got lost in our ghetto neighbourhood. We went to his saudi-arabi friend Amro, sweetest little thing, and later headed to this little place Hollys in Santa Monica.
Never thought I would say this, but oh it's nice to hang out with swedish people.

day 10&11: JULETIDER.

The day after our first day in the valley got a little bit too comfy here over at villa valerio.

We did not move our behinds from the couch ALL DAY. No seriously, the only time we touched the ground when was we needed to pee and when we needed to pay the delivery man.

I guess we were tryin to enjoy the chanel BET and infinit amount of video games. I wish my brother could see this mans video games collection. Freakin nirvarna.

Good movies

all day to the night everything from t.i's ATL, to Emmas twinbro NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. we can never get tired of that movie. Apprently Segal had the same passion,we celebrated christmas day at segals, instead of bringin out his grammy, he brought the Napoleon dynamite statue. Who has a little button, so when you press it - you hear all the legendary quotes from the movie. Guess who knew them all? Lol

We made Tamales, okay not me, but Segal and Emma got real busy in the kitchen. Stay outta the kitchen if you cant stand the heat mami!

Real Mexican Comida And Good company= merry christmas!

But before we had headed to Casa Segal, we watched the Lakers-Celtics game, dope game!

Emma made the yummiest blueberry pie served with premium ice cream. And with that we watched one of the BEST movies of the year.."Gran tourino".

In my fakkin opinion Clint Eastwood is a fakkin genious. I wouldnt mind if i had a mini statue of him. geeezz..

Merry Christmas Och easy on them lussebullarna nu homies!

d'e'ba'kärlek

Day 9. OH'SWEET VALLEY HIGH

We could have gotten really comfy at Wilshire. Ramonas Dounts and chinese fast food just one half step away. Heaven is on earth..But we busy. we got places to go, and people to meet.

Arrigato to Wilshire and say howdy-how to The Sweet Valley high.

My friend Marco is stuck in New york and had some shows to do with jay-z, so he couldn't give us the L.A-get-around-tour that he promised, but no tears- he linked us up with the coolest dudes in the valley.

But umm..to get there, we had to go trough a 263738 diffrent emotions of frustration. You try getting there kommunalt åkande when you are on the other side of city, and you try walking 50 blocks ( 2 hours just to get on the right block) with luggages that keeps on getting heavier and heavier for each day. Nej nej nej, Och Emmas resväska är fett retarded, den gick sönder redan efter andra kvartert. NO problems - we almost there i said. Men efter the 5th block, så började alla slags färgade grodor hoppa ur min mun. Efter En 3 timmars trip, som egentligen skulle ha tagit en halvtimme - blev Raymond orolig och picked us up. när vi bara var en half a block away. You gotta be freeakinkidding me son!

Låt oss introduce the newest editon to the donut collection:

Meet Raymond & Kentucky.

You may know Raymond as one of the original members of death metal hard core band "Fear Factory", to mention he did the soundtrack to the video game Scarface:the World is yours..dooope. But What ya'll didnt know is that Raymond is the same dude behind the energy drink "COCAINE". cinnamon,wasabi & ginger and it contains three and a half times the caffeine the what redbull has.

A redbull-head like me was on cloud-mattafakkin-nine when he told me about Cocaine..

Can you Guess what i been sipi-sippin on?

Kentucky is the dude that stays here with Ray on la Villa Valerio when he's not on the road with mary j.blige, new kids on the block & chris brown. That was just to mention a few.

What Surprised us the most was that kentucky has one of the illest New era-hats collection we've seeeen. and pretty-damn-flyy one tooo! If it's a special edition hat, best belive he got it, or gone get it. Kudos mayne!

After they Picked us up, we went to lunch, went to villa valerio, chilled for a sec.

Spontan utgång på gång-let's go.

A visit to the Notorious,well known celebrity spotted Grill and Bar "Rainbow" was first.

Cypress hill and sharon osbourne was in the house and i recomend the house milkshake.

Kentuckson get a call and we are off to the studio. Right before we know it we are chilling with the world famous, grammy winning producer, Ri'chardSegal. Google that up if ya'll dont know he is.. eminem,dr.dre,outkast,snoop&tupac vet vem han är. Trust me.

"ya'll got that new york spanish harlem flawaaa,let's get craazy" he keept sayin.

Crazy isnt even enough to describe the night.

Klockan 5, lets wrap it up. Studio closed. Richard drove us home since he lives in the valley 2 among the pornstars & rockstars that rules over here. You dont wanna know how many pornofilms that has been produced here. But this is also the place where karat kid took place and boogie nights with mark walhberg.

And i have a feeling that the Valley has a big part in our movie too.

Day 8 KONiCHiWA!

Check-in..aand Check-out.
Crazy how one week went by fast like one day.
For one moment we stood clueless what the next move was going to be, never worried.But after talking to our good friend Romeye, mr.brown as i call him, and ya'll may know him as one of the hip hop legends from the group Pharcyde. Anyways, Mr.brown was the king that he is and helped us with a place to stay. And honestly we couldnt ask for anything more cozier, & the location is..wow. Like i said, never worried.

"you shall find faith in you when you find faith in god"

- KONICHIWAA! We are straight up in the funk of mini japan/korea/chinawhine town.
Welcome to the infinite of beauty saloons & chinesefood. lalalalaloooves it!
Hollywood is just around the corner, such is beverly hills,downtown L.A and Santa monica. Got me all tingily. I cant belive that i still havent adjust to the fact that i'am reporting this live and direct from the land that i once only dared to dream of.
Signing out, The Donut Queen.


PS: Me and Emma are really good on attracting them funkiest cab drivers. Never heard of a ethopian who doesnt know where eritriea is located? never had i..until today. A picture of him after the jump.